For Sami, life isn’t going as planned. She can't remember the last time she woke up before sunset. The fridge is empty again. Somewhere along the way, she lost her joy for life.

After a traumatic experience at Lidl, she suddenly grows sharp fangs—and becomes immortal. As a creature of the night, all doors are now open to her, but unfortunately, her new life is missing a user manual: Where can she find ethically sourced blood? And how does she want to spend eternity?

In search of the right answers, Sami encounters Wahra Sagenknecht, Pordan Jeterson, Sara Nmith, and other creatures.

A scenic sketch about the allure of misogynistic role models and other nighttime horrors.